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| january 6, 2024. |
[January the 7th] |
[PRIVATE TO JON]
I trust you had a good holiday break and enjoyed your time skiing. Let me know if there's anything you need this term.
[PRIVATE TO SOPHIA]
How are you?
I think I'm going to like 2024.
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| december 19, 2023. |
[December the 19th] |
I don't find any of you entertaining in the slightest. And I really don't care about Christmas or Elodie Evers' stupid song, your practice OWLS and NEWTs, if you're going home for the holidays or not or whether you like Christmas or don't like it. Honestly, it's all just a load of trivial crap. Eventually, the 26th will roll around and the tunes will end. Meanwhile, for those of you who feel that the song is making your ears bleed, go buy yourselves a pair of fucking earplugs.
I'm not advocating Christmas. In fact, I'm essentially boycotting it as much as I can except my housemates wanted to have a picnic and I already said yes to going to Christmas dinner with Michaela. I'm just saying whether you like or dislike the season, I don't give a fuck.
But of course, all of you are going to post a trillion messages about how you're EXCITED for CHRISTMAS because it's only a WEEK AWAY! And there's so many FUN. THINGS. TO. DO! OH MY! [Insert more annoying Christmas cheer here.]
Why doesn't someone just do a blanket message so we can all avoid seeing the same entry repeated 10 times over and leave it at that?
Don't worry. I'm not holding my breath.
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| november 29, 2023. |
[November the 30th] |
EVERYTIME I turn around, he is standing there. Looking at me. And then he opens his mouth and I know I'm doomed because it's question after question after question. MY GOD, WHY DO CHILDREN ASK SO MANY BLOODY QUESTIONS?
Books, I understand. My employer's alcoholism, I can forgive. But children? YOU CAN'T EVEN SWEAR AT CHILDREN AND TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF. Because. I think it goes against some kind of moral obligation to leave their innocent ears be.
It is starting to freak me out. Paige, if you make it leave me alone, I will play Monopoly with you.
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| november 19, 2023. |
[November the 20th] |
Okay. That's it. I'm going in. She PUSHED ME. So if she complains, then all I can say is that I warned her.
People. Are. Insane.
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| november 17, 2023. |
[November the 18th] |
Sara Vaisey has her stupid ink back now. You can all stop getting up in rainbow-coloured arms. Go do something productive and useful with your time. For fuck's sake.
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| november 16, 2023. |
[November the 17th] |
[PRIVATE TO CYNTHIE]
The Society for Research in Healing. Thoughts?
I won Monopoly. Again. Because I'm brilliant. And I start my new job next Monday. I'm sure I'll be brilliant at that too.
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| november 11, 2023. |
[November the 11th] |
[PRIVATE TO JON]
I just need to clarify that you did indeed recieve the message about needing an alibi on the 14th. Additionally, did you see Logan's note about the Room being bugged? If you didn't, now you know. However, we request that you and the rest of the Actives do not mention that you are aware it is bugged whilst in it.
Incidentally, how are you?
[PRIVATE TO MICHAELA]
Got a moment?
Gumboil. I will give you a rematch if you change your hair back. I believe that much colour ought to remain on a canvas. Not in one's hair.
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| october 31, 2023. |
[November the 1st] |
[PRIVATE TO PAIGE]
Is Louis mentally unstable?
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